Polar Bears Hate Women Who Poo Outside!!!

Recently a woman was attacked by a polar bear while relieving herself outside. I have a couple of guesses on why the woman was attacked. 1) The polar bear escaped from the zoo and after years of being sh*tted on, enough was enough when it saw this woman releasing her poo on a group of defenseless ants. 2) The bear is an Animorph and it hates that woman. 3)The bear had a taste of flesh and the woman was an easy target. 4)The Bear hates ugly squatters! HA Enough of that, enjoy the SMH of the week ShiNigglers!