Polar Bears Hate Women Who Poo Outside!!!

Recently a woman was attacked by a polar bear while relieving herself outside. I have a couple of guesses on why the woman was attacked. 1) The polar bear escaped from the zoo and after years of being sh*tted on, enough was enough when it saw this woman releasing her poo on a group of defenseless ants. 2) The bear is an Animorph and it hates that woman. 3)The bear had a taste of flesh and the woman was an easy target. 4)The Bear hates ugly squatters! HA Enough of that, enjoy the SMH of the week ShiNigglers!

Print Beware The Digital Age!!

Times are changing, and print media is taking a major hit because of it. Newspapers, Magazines, Books, Comics are slowly becoming relics of the past generation. It is not because society has lost the ability to read in some weird twist of fate. No, it is because recent generations are actively using computers and electronic devices. I saw a 3 year old that was able to use an Ipad himself to watch an episode of Spongebob Squarepants. Sales in print are dwindling and it is just fighting to survive at this point. Items like Tablets, eReaders, Laptops, and even Cell Phones have become the tools of modern society. It is a very rare sight to meet a person that does not know how to interact with these items.

In a recent effort to go along with the changes, DC is making a drastic change for its younger audience. Their new shift will be referred to as day-and-date digital comics. Comics are known for having a title made for the times, for example there was the ;Golden Age of comics (1938-1950), Silver Age of comics (1950-1970), Bronze Age of comics (1970-1985), Modern Age of comics (1985-Present). I really want to dub the next age as "The Digital Age of comics." I mean come on you know it is going to be the future!!!

The concept of Digital Comics is not something brand new, but the widespread effort from DC is a big push towards moving forward.They are planning to increase the content provided as well as the number of titles converted to digital format. If you like the feel of paper through your fingers don't boycott DC just yet, the shift is just going to be an added change to how DC works. So while your rushing to the stands to pick up the latest issue of Green Lantern #1, I will be uploading it onto my Android phone while baking a Red Velvet Cake! HA

If you want to check out more information on the App, or if you just want to download it now go to these websites: DCcomics.com or Comixology.com. So are you excited by the change, or does it seem like a bad idea to you?!

One Piece Dynasty!

So a teaser site was launched by Namco Bandai about their upcoming partnership with a rival publisher Tecmo Koei. Before you go searching for the website I will be the first to let you know that it is down, but not before they released the reason for the website. The name of the project is One Piece: Kaizoku Musou. ShiNiggles what does that mean?!

I am glad you asked that question! So basically One Piece: Kaizoku Musou will be the combination of Namco Bandai's One Piece franchise and Tecmo Koei's Sengoku Musou games. Now when I first read this I was sitting there talking to myself asking WTF is Sengoku Musou, well we know it on this side of the world as Dynasty Warriors. I am a fan of both franchises, although the Dynasty Warrior games have been pretty much the same the past couple of years. It is extremely repetitive!!! That doesn't mean me and my brother wouldn't sit there for hours on end playing it over and over again, building up our generals. No information just yet on when the game will be released, but I am actually excited for the North America release.

Hahaha how awesome would it be to have Luffy square off against Lu Bu!!!! EPIC!!!!!

ShiNiggles Where have you beeeeen?!

Oh no it has almost been a week since I have posted anything!!!! I am truly sorry, I took the long weekend we just had and went on a serious vacation. So I apologize for being MIA and I promise to begin posting regularly! Here is what I need from you, I need you to start posting comments to make me feel like the same person isn't reading my blog 20 times day!!! Either you can do that or I can go Super Saiyajin....whats a Super Saiyajin you may ask?! Well I will let Goku go ahead and explain it to you!

Assassin's Creed Encyclopedia Interviews

You have to appreciate the minds at UbiWorkshop for their recent endeavor. The Assassin's Creed franchise is filled with a large array of information because of it's historical alignment. I have had a hard time keeping track of all the information they throw at you, not to mention the constant date changes. The Encyclopedia is set to be 256 pages and it covers all the characters, organizations, and stories through the AC cannon. My suggestion to all of you is to not even think about purchasing this until after you have played through Revelations (It contains that too).

The encyclopedia is set for a mid-November release date and the price is set at a cool $34.95, but if you pre-order it on the website it will be $29.95. Check out the video below.

Nathan Drake Doesn't Go Down Easy!

I think I am one of the many people that have Uncharted 3 on pre-order, because the franchise is just that damn good. I have constantly been seeing post about this cargo plane scene, and have been avoiding posting anything about it because I am not one to over saturate. When I actually watched the video clip, it was just tooooo good to ignore. So without further or due here is Nathan Drake kicking some ass.

Close-Up Shots of the New Man of Steel!

A lot of people were complaining about the fact that the red underwear is no where to be seen. In actuality this would not be a drastic change for DC comics because essentially it is a been there done that scenario. During the Superman 52 series, Superman traded in his red undies for a red belt. It is not uncommon for superheroes to lose the underwear fashion when brought into live action roles. Batman was the first to lose his on the DC side, and Superman is just following suit. (Get it!? Because he changed suit designs...HAHA I slay me!) Let me know what you think!