Spider-Man Photos!

What would the world be like if I didn't provide you with these amazing shots of the Amazing Spider-Man. If you want to check out the official site here you go: http://theamazingspiderman.com/. My initial comments about the photos are 1. Emma Stone looks hot , 2. The costume doesn't look that bad when you squint your eyes and tilt your head sideways, and 3. EMMA STONE LOOKS HOT!

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MMM Munchies!

G.I. Joe: Retaliation

Men in Black 3

South Park RPG

This is not a JOKE! This is in fact very true and should be coming out sometime next year for Playstation 3 and Xbox 360. THQ just announced that "South Park: The Game" will be a full-scale RPG developed by Obsidian. For those of you that don't know Obsidian developed Fallout: New Vegas. To make things even more amazing the South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone will write the script and provide all the voice acting for characters.

So far the only plot point that has been disclosed is that the gamers will be playing as the new kid in South Park and it is your job to make friends and defend the town from any and all threats. I am just excited about the fact that I can kill Kenny once a day. Enjoy the video montage of the many deaths of one of our most beloved characters.

John Carter!!!

So apparently if you go to Mars you get super powers; so far from the trailer you can see that John Carter has the abilities of super jump and the awesome power to make shit blow up and bleed blue. Enjoy the newest trailer, looks like it will be some fun in the theaters.

Men in Black 3 Posters

Not really much to say other than the fact that these posters have caused me to go cross-eyed. ENJOY.....

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Tommy Lee Jones

Will Smith

The Lizard Concept Art

Eh.....er....ummmm, well at least it has claws. I guess the original Spider-Man cartoon show left a lasting image of a giant lizard in a lab coat. This is most likely an earlier version of the Mini-Godzilla, so expect to see a much bulkier version of him in the upcoming "The Amazing Spider-Man" film. I am all for making him look menacing and scary, which he would have to me if he didn't look like the Goombas from the Super Mario Bros film (1993) that tanked.[Look below for image] As an avid fan of the wall crawler I am excited for this film, but some of the designs they have come up with are sub par. Spider-man's costume looks like a weird bug-eyed candy striper, and now the lizard is a failed Goomba from a film that many people try to forget. I am sure the film will be amazing...no pun intended of course! :)

Goombas [1993 Super Mario Bros film]

R.I.P. to The Lizard we know and love.....

Herman The Monster

I have been trying to keep this blog as unpolitical as possible but it is obvious that Mr. Cain won't stay out of the spotlight! What? You didn't hear?! I won't even bring up the countless allegations that were previously brought up about him, just the most recent one. A little gem by the name of Ginger White claims that she had a 13-year affair with the republican's best hope for beating Obama. Of course Mr. Cain denies everything, but denying can only get you so far sir. It seems that Ms. White has 61 recorded calls or text messages from his "private phone" to prove she isn't lying. Herman Cain was a fad for a short time and the people's patience is running quite thin. Plenty of politicians have had scandals and a couple of things leak out, but this has become a tsunami of epic proportions. His score on the polls is dropping and people are caring less about his policy and more about the next woman accusing him of "Who knows what." Mr. Cain, you're a man first and it is expected for you to be flawed, if it is true just admit it and keep going strong with your policies. Below are some quotes from the Hermanator himself. Enjoy Shinigglers!